Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Escaped Prisoner

A man escaped from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he find a house and breaks into it looking for money and gun but only find a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom. While he is in there the husband tell his wife :
'' Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his cloths ! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill us. Be strong honey, I love you! ''
To which the wife responds, ''He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering me in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute and ask if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too. ''

Saturday, March 6, 2010

NOSE BLEEDING??
Why human nose will bleeding?
1st, nose is a place where connected with many blood veins.
2nd, you are too HOT!
3rd, you kena punch ... kesian...



As normal, you guys always act clever!
What you guys do?? hahaha..


DEFINITELY WRONG LAH!!
mangkuk betul~
who ask you do like tat? troublesome tu...
You guys suppose like tat... see...

like that baru ngam~
Another option you may use...
PLUS

ya~ handkerchief + ice cube....
this method call as ''COLD COMPRESSION''
Okay~
see how to use it..

apply the cold on your forehead
and the back of your neck at the same time.



You just sit down, and continue like this.
Doesn't matter the bleed flowing out.
Do this at least 10 minutes until it stop bleeding.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

The broken glass is always the broken glass.
However I repair it or replace it, the watch will still have the blemish part and it will NOT become as perfect as before.

I lost my watch once again!!

Saturday, February 13, 2010

UNSRCUPULOUS MANUFACTURER

FAKE EGGS FROM CHINA


To make the egg white, various ingredients added including a powder and alum are mixed together.

The yolk is shaped in the round mould with the water contains calcium chloride.


The shells are formed by pouring PARAFFIN WAX and liquid onto the eggs and left it to dry.


MAKE SURE YOU EAT THE REAL EGGS!!!

Monday, February 1, 2010

2009/2010 AJK TERTINGGI
Bulan Sabit Merah Malaysia SBH (Y) 007


Berdiri dari kiri :
Seeto Chen Chen ( N.Bendahari ), Rusreena ( N.Setiausaha),
Liew Kher Sing ( N.Pengerusi 1 ), Phang Wei Ja ( Setiausaha ),
Edmund Chong ( N.Kuatermaster ), Wong Kah Man ( Pengerusi ),
Anson ( Bendahari ), Kok Chen Seng ( AJK F5 ),
Chew Oi Yien ( N.Pengerusi 2), Siek Mei May ( Kuatermaster ).

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

I AM
I am down and suffer
I wonder there is always full with your shadow
I hear the phone is ringing
I see the message from you
I want to keep every single words you told me
I am down and suffer
I pretend like a statue
I feel hard to breathe without you
I touch your face with my warm hand
I'm worry of been abandon
I cry if you treat me cruel
I am down and suffer
I understand the words and knowledge you looking for
I say let it be
I dream you belong to me after you success
I try to sacrifice my time
I hope its come true
I am down and suffer
Drawing?

I received a drawing of my name last year 2009.
Although is just only a paper,
but the person who draw it has used her all heart and soul to done it.
Thanks Amber.
I still keeping it.
Why? If people give you something is it you simply take it and put it anywhere?
Ya! For those who never appreciate.
So, keep them! When you take it out a day, u can flash back the story behind of the things.
Don't just keep the things I gave you.
Use it! When it can be use.


Tuesday, January 5, 2010

TIME
Once the time passes, its cannot be return back.
Time may bring you happy, sad, pain, suffer, and many more.
These only can save in our mind forever if you and me do not have amnesia!
Do not waste the time. In a day just only have 24 hours, is not enough actually. Not only that! Time can change someone characteristic.
Recently, u changes into the other person make me feel uncomfortable.
Why ah?...I want to have back a complete YOU.
Memories can't buy with MONEY!

Some christmas card that I still kept for 6 years almost.
From 3 girls..
Audrey ,Michelle , and Cristy.

Christmas card from Audrey.





Cannot-show-christmas card from Michelle.


Christmas Card form Cristy Chu.

Saturday, January 2, 2010

The six days before 2010
'' Red Crescent Youth Camp 2009 ''
I've joined the BSMM youth camp for 5 days 4 nights
from 26th-30th December 2009.
Overall I enjoyed the camp although we all get pumping!
First of all, I want to introduce our Camp Commander.

Mr Chong Lip Fui ( VAD )
In the camp, we are not sleep in the class but in the tent.
The tent is not prepared, so we build it ourselves with our tent mate.


Why my group get pumping?
Because of ME! Talking in cantonese.
Mr Chong was spot at us until we finished pumping
the number that he had request.


SUNDAY
A group of youth leaded by DAI GOH demo
how to lift a patient and the skills.
And show how to transport the patient into ambulance.


Blanket Lift


A love shape requesting by Mr Yau.


A coach from police team
is teaching us marching with police style.
About 3 hours in the Sandakan field.
''MANGKUK''


After went back to camp, we having our lunch.
And then play a game call Volley Water Ball.




COOKING SECTION


They are group 1!
And my group 6 is enjoying our dinner cooked by US.


BOMBA is doing demonstration.
How to use the pipe and hose.



Mr Chao is testing the power of water at stage 7.
The highest is stage 8.


Two bombas is showing us how to escape from
a burning situation.
Beside escaping alone, we also can carry at least two people.



Pang Sung Hong (tall) and Tan Kian Hing (short) the first one
who test.


Group Photo.

The night before 30th.
We all grouped in a big circle and share our feelings.
Many of them were cried.



Performance started with opera by me and Chong Huen Nep.
Then we all sang the camp song 'Ku Juga Mencintaimu'
with special music instrument.



Chong Huen Nep took the medal of candidate of potential.


Group 6 took certificate.
From left : Mr Chao, Ng Wai Hou (leader), me, Lee Jun Chong,
Chong Huen Nep, Brian Wong, Pang Sung Hong, Chin Shu Ting (asst leader)


Taking photo with Mr Chao, Ms Shim and Mr Lo.



Liew Chiew Yee rompaking buns..
Hahaha!


Group 3 won the best group.



Group photos.


Thursday, December 31, 2009

New year THE new year!



2009! A year which I feel I'm powerful. Why?
I be the AJK of every society, under controlled Anson is gone.
But I'm still under controlled by my age.
And also many more things were happened.
Most is SAD.
Mummy...
My beloved..
Don't wish they leave me.
10th April 2009 the day I was happy.
24th May the day I channing someone hand, 5 days later I kissed someone.
10th July, although a short time, I can stay near with her.
21th August the day I stay a nigth with her.
21th November....
Well..
26th-30th I joined a MRC youth camp.
Sleep in tent, bath in 5 minutes, eat in 15 minutes, sleep for 4 hours.
Although is very tired, but is fun!
Why? I can meet new friends. Now my skin become darker.
For now the skin is kupas+ing..
Still have 4days, school will reopen.
Preparing the mood and ready to meet the teachers, school works, excel and SPM.
Good Luck!
GOODBYE 2009 WELCOME 2010!



Friday, November 13, 2009


DOOMSDAY THE YEAR 2012

Yesterday was 12 November 2009.
I went to cinema with Chin Chen Bing, Elton Hiew and Liew Keok How
to proudly officiate the movie 2012.
We reached there at 8p.m.
My comment of this movie just only a word and that's more than ENOUGH.
AWESOME!!
When we were highly enjoying this movie SUDDENLY zhoopsss...
The screen nothing displayed and no sounds.
Damn! NO CURRENT! We waited almost 30 mins, finally the current come back and about 11.30p.m. we end this movie.

I thought I can back home and sleep BUT who know
LIEW KEOK HOW our dedicated driver FORGOTTON to SWITCH OFF the car light.
the engine was not work!
CHIN, ELTON and ME....
PUSHING the car...for 20 mins!
Finally I can back home and sleep and I enjoy the night with my friends.