Escaped Prisoner
A man escaped from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he find a house and breaks into it looking for money and gun but only find a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom. While he is in there the husband tell his wife :'' Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his cloths ! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill us. Be strong honey, I love you! ''
To which the wife responds, ''He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering me in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute and ask if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too. ''

















































